A DB2 wishlist

After nearly five years of working with DB2 on Linux, Unix, and Windows ("LUW"), there are a number of features that I miss in the DBMS, and some annoyances that I'd like the product to get rid of. Some of these items are purely DB2 specific, others are applicable to other DBMSes, as well.

Annoyances which should be removed

Features which would be nice to have